Thursday, February 2

Naughty Text Messages

Naughty SMS

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?