Monday, January 23

Fun Food Facts!

Funny Facts!

Pepper was at one time the single most expensive seasoning in the world.

Americans drink over 13 billion gallons of soft drinks each year.

Watermelon is technically a berry, of which there are more than 50 varieties!

Did you know that lemons contain more sugar than strawberries?

Approximately 3 billion pizzas are sold in the U.S. each year!

Lettuce is a member of the sunflower family.

Ketchup, or catsup, originated in China in 1690 as a pickled fish sauce called ke-tsiap.

The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter sandwiches by high school graduation.

This is a poor country...please do something!

This informetion for all who are LOVE INDIA.

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times) (All over India)

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores)

And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA,
by the largest democratic process in the world,
not intruded into the parliament on
their own or by any qualification.

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and
price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy Indians have.............

Any comments or comparison to our Free America!?

Saturday, January 21


Why do we have orgasms?
How else would we know when to stop?

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small?
Is it in?

What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?

Loads of Chocolate!

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitutes for meat.

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

Sextoys SMS

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."

What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.

SMS Condom :-)

Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.