Saturday, January 21

Loads of Chocolate!

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitutes for meat.

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

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